I’m positively Bridget Jones. This week, in a single
evening, I ate two bars of chocolate and got tanked up, because my I was
coasting on PMS and felt generally miserable... then I did the unthinkable.
With my own fair hands, dear readers, I wrote a positively DISGUSTING email to
X... declaring my undying love. Or something to that effect. When I awoke to a
body ache and the realisation that I had done Something Stupid , I opened up
the mercilessly SENT message, but it was so exquisitely PAINFUL to read, I had to
shut it again after the first sentence. I then considered alternatively burying
myself alive or throwing myself in front of the next car. I settled for beating
myself up physically and mentally, cleaning my room, and settling into DENIAL.
Never happened. It didn’t, it didn’t, it DIDN’T. And yet I am now living in
fear of my Inbox.
Single girls –WHEN will we learn?
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